We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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