It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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