is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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