your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think your dad took our porno
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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