dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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