I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
where are my eyebrows?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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