no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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