Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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