Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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