I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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