don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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