I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you would pick up someone in the library
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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