You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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