You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Randomize
