He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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