It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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