pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize