anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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