So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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