do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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