it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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