it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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