Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I love having hate sex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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