Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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