no you cant smoke seaweed
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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