About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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