This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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