i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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