i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
