Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I need moral support for this bender
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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