We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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