Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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