i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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