Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
