I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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