I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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