Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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