is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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