I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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