Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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