there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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