If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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