How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
