dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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