you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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