singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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