no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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