at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
im on a boat
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