grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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