I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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