Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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