her vagine was all disorganized.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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